If I’m an uber-wealthy person right now, you know what I want?

I want massive regulations on whatever industry I’m in because my big business can absorb it and just raise prices, but it will drive the little guy out of business. It’s simple math – if the government requires every widget manufacturer to spend $50,000 on a widget disgronifier, a small widget company that only grosses a few hundred thousand dollars a year will be put out of business, but I can buy it without batting an eye. Then once the small guy is out of business, I’ll double prices and blame (rolls the dice) an earthquake in Asia or (rolls the dice) the South American stock market.

I want the government to raise taxes on all income over $1 million such that an accumulation of wealth is impossible. I’ve made my billions and don’t need any more income. I’m one of the richest (and therefore most powerful) people in the country and so I want to slam the door behind me. My power will never be challenged if it is impossible to ever accumulate as much money as I have.

I want capital gains taxes raised through the roof. If small startups can’t get venture capital money, then I never need to worry about someone competing with me.

And all the while, I get to propose these things and sound compassionate because I’m somehow on the side of the little guy. So keep on voting for Democrats and confiscatory taxes on the upper middle class – I’ll just stay uber-wealthy. If you’re a member of occupy this that, and the other, and you want higher taxes and bigger government, you’re doing nothing but giving the people you hate exactly what they want.

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2 Responses to “When the Uber-Wealthy Call for Higher Taxes, Beware!”

  1. Paul S. says:

    There is one flaw in this reasoning — basically, it’s the same mistake that liberals make when they talk about one of their favorite conspiracy theories, “predatory pricing.” The story goes that it is bad for businesses like Wal-Mart to lower their prices below cost, because it will drive the small guys out of business, after which they will raise their prices significantly. The problem is that, as an empirical matter, this has never occurred. And there’s a great reason — as soon as they “double their prices,” all of a sudden the little guy can compete again. There’s always another little guy. That, in a nutshell, is why capitalism works.

  2. Kris says:

    Paul you do have a point, but the truth of the matter is that government
    and politics role is too substandard to spur business and demand always.

    The uber wealthy are not necessarily calling for higher taxes to benefit
    their interests although speculation about buffet and insurance is there,
    rather they have a bit of a guilt factor and don’t pay attention to someone
    who may be wealthy but not as wealthy and is faced with a 50% tax.

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